Sunday, December 10, 2006

Seasons Greetings

Be it Yule, Hanukkah, Christmas or a thousand other special observances, I no longer have a religion to call my own. So I celebrate life and God's love, freely with everyone! I found something a bit unusual today, Work of the Chariot. Does anybody know anything about it?
It would appear from what I have read, that the Western World has it all wrong, there was not one Messiah, but many. "Messiahs come as World Teachers when righteousness fades, and the message of theabsolute unity of existence and the primacy of unconditional love, discrimination and renunciation as a means to intimately know God becomes obscurated by the conditioned impressions of conventional religions. Such extraordinary beings remind us in a lively way of our innate divinity and of the spiritual awakening that is our birthright."

Sunday, December 03, 2006

What The World Needs Now

Is less Hate, and more LOVE!! You've got to put a little love in your heart! Have you hugged someone today? Go on do it, don't be shy. It's a wonderful thing that seems to be happening all over the world! Even in the Emerald City. And it can be more than just hugs. Here is something that would drive fear into the heart of Al Bundy. But I'd just rather have a good hug. No one likes War; unfortunately, millions more will have to perish, before we will ever have true peace in this world. Ah, but I would not leve you without hope, so here is sweet Bunny Love, Butterflies and Pussy.
And who is this lost time traveler vintage 1966? We have a choice, we can pretend pagan Christmas does exist, and refuse to particpate. Or we can set an example, and show them what true kindness and brotherly love is all about. Although at times it may seem difficult; everyday we should celebrate God's holy presence, the joy of life and His precious gift of everlasting love.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Happy Thanksgiving?

I am also a little disappointed that Mel Brooks never made
JEWS IN SPACE! Ahh, at last I found a Kentucky girl, and she is even more bananas than I am.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

A Song Just For You.

I know a big ass blog comes with it, but I think you will like this song, and the blog is kind of cool too. This is a nice story, it reminds me of my little brother.

Friday, October 13, 2006

Time for a change.

I am not sure of what it is; but then I am seldom satisfied with myself.
Even though I can make some people laugh, using the internet in this way still feels a bit alien to me. I only feel secure when I can fully employ all my physical talents and abilities, something that one can not do here. Though I may never see the day, I must continue to strive for perfection.
For only when I am able to blog with the best will I ever be content.
Ok, here is a site you may find almost scary, and more entertaining.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

I am a man of Constant sorrow.

I was looking forward to baptizing some New York city slickers, but now it is looking doubtful that I will get to make that special Moon run to my friends way up North. I really need this trip just to be free of my cumbersome duties and obligations for a little while. Time is getting short, and the uncertainy of my dilemma is killing me. Oh, no doubt it will be
more fun than I have had in years. I just may like the adventure so much that I may not want to come back, but I think I can handle it as long as I stay out of New Jersey. If only I could get my freedom, or is it only another pipe dream? UP DATE: Due to a health crises the great adventure has been canceled.

Monday, July 31, 2006

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

It's Party Time!

So many phone calls this morning, and little time for blogging, but we will have a good time anyway, and yes it is true; I am from Outer Space.
That's right, I must be one of those illegal aliens, but don't fear the spaceman. Well, I could be: I never did believe that story about finding me in a cabbage patch.
I have to run folks, hope your day is out of this world.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

How Time Flies!

Another Birthday so soon? Only one more day, things could always be worse; tomorrow we party!

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Some Good Eats on the Menu today.

Let's see, how about a nice big Cheeseburger, with some fresh Homegrown Tomatoes and don't forget the Green Onions!
Now if we only had a little Polk Salad on the side.
Why am I so strange? Maybe it is because of the queer things I listen to at night, when I turn out the lights.
The Big Lebowski Fest is coming!

Monday, July 17, 2006

For those who like Jazz

This is a really good program, the audio is excellent: My father's family were Jazz musicians and singers, they would have loved it.
I know it is not for everyone, But a little Jazz is good for the soul!
However there is something fishy here.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

For those who like comics

Here is a little something. I've gots just one thing to say to you f*ckin hippies: What ever happened to Sha Na Na? When they were young guys playing old Rock music they were cool. Now they are old guys playing the same old music. Perhaps it was wise that some of them did jump ship and move on with their lives. What we need now is a little more Benny Hill Music!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

The Gospel According to John.

Rev, 9: Shalom Aleichem!
Beothers and Sisters, All You Need is Love!
Love one another my friends, and we will all shine on!
We have the ability; but in the long journey ahead, we will need all the faith of the Ancients. If we are to overcome our debilitating doubts and deepest fears. And with G-d's Blessing, have the courage to Imagine. *

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

The sum of all fears !!!! ? !!!! Woman's triumph over man.

Here is another bad video, but the song will always be a classic, and a scourge to all of us naughty boys, when it is time to hit the road!
One more to go, I beginning to think everyone has given me the boot, for wasting all their precious time on this trivial nonsense. Oh Well; "into every life a little rain must fall". That's why they invented shinging and dancing!

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Some things I cannot keep to myself

So sorry, if you are dissappointed in your theme, but it takes one to know one. We're hillbillies.
I hope you all will enjoy this. Queer Wars!
We are all human; I think.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

A sight to make your eyes sore!

I was going to post something, but after seeingRichard. I need a little time to recover. Ok I have one other egg to drop. I call this a training aid for teachers; This was unavailable when my mother was a teacher, she would have loved it. Sarah, be sure to take notes, it may come in handy some day. Full Metal Classroom!