Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Apples and Wine

I once wrote something very much like this a long time ago, but I don't think I was quite as hard on the men. But a man with a hard on, is looking for a sure thing, be they rotten apples or not.
I know at least one of you girls will enjoy this.

"Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!"

"Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with."

Women Comics.


Anonymous said...

To all of Dawn's friends .
I have just returned from visiting Dawn in the hospital & she asked me to thank you all for your prayers & kind thoughts which are lifting her spirits. She is still under the weather from her treatment & is not able to communicate with you yet but hopefully she will be well enough soon to do so.
Thank you so much.
Dawn's Dad

Walt said...

I feel for Dawn, like so many, it seems that Judaism has failed her. Now she seeks God's Love in all the wrong places. I pray she recovers.