Happy Thanksgiving?

I am also a little disappointed that Mel Brooks never made
JEWS IN SPACE! Ahh, at last I found a Kentucky girl, and she is even more bananas than I am.

A Song Just For You.

I know a big ass blog comes with it, but I think you will like this song, and the blog is kind of cool too. This is a nice story, it reminds me of my little brother.

Time for a change.

I am not sure of what it is; but then I am seldom satisfied with myself.
Even though I can make some people laugh, using the internet in this way still feels a bit alien to me. I only feel secure when I can fully employ all my physical talents and abilities, something that one can not do here. Though I may never see the day, I must continue to strive for perfection.
For only when I am able to blog with the best will I ever be content.
Ok, here is a site you may find almost scary, and more entertaining.

I am a man of Constant sorrow.

I was looking forward to baptizing some New York city slickers, but now it is looking doubtful that I will get to make that special Moon run to my friends way up North. I really need this trip just to be free of my cumbersome duties and obligations for a little while. Time is getting short, and the uncertainy of my dilemma is killing me. Oh, no doubt it will be
more fun than I have had in years. I just may like the adventure so much that I may not want to come back, but I think I can handle it as long as I stay out of New Jersey. If only I could get my freedom, or is it only another pipe dream? UP DATE: Due to a health crises the great adventure has been canceled.

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

To an end, for sure.

It's Party Time!

So many phone calls this morning, and little time for blogging, but we will have a good time anyway, and yes it is true; I am from Outer Space.
That's right, I must be one of those illegal aliens, but don't fear the spaceman. Well, I could be: I never did believe that story about finding me in a cabbage patch.
I have to run folks, hope your day is out of this world.

How Time Flies!

Another Birthday so soon? Only one more day, things could always be worse; tomorrow we party!

Some Good Eats on the Menu today.

Let's see, how about a nice big Cheeseburger, with some fresh Homegrown Tomatoes and don't forget the Green Onions!
Now if we only had a little Polk Salad on the side.
Why am I so strange? Maybe it is because of the queer things I listen to at night, when I turn out the lights.
The Big Lebowski Fest is coming!

For those who like Jazz

This is a really good program, the audio is excellent: My father's family were Jazz musicians and singers, they would have loved it.
I know it is not for everyone, But a little Jazz is good for the soul!
However there is something fishy here.

For those who like comics

Here is a little something. I've gots just one thing to say to you f*ckin hippies: What ever happened to Sha Na Na? When they were young guys playing old Rock music they were cool. Now they are old guys playing the same old music. Perhaps it was wise that some of them did jump ship and move on with their lives. What we need now is a little more Benny Hill Music!

The Gospel According to John.

Rev, 9: Shalom Aleichem!
Beothers and Sisters, All You Need is Love!
Love one another my friends, and we will all shine on!
We have the ability; but in the long journey ahead, we will need all the faith of the Ancients. If we are to overcome our debilitating doubts and deepest fears. And with G-d's Blessing, have the courage to Imagine. *

The sum of all fears !!!! ? !!!! Woman's triumph over man.

Here is another bad video, but the song will always be a classic, and a scourge to all of us naughty boys, when it is time to hit the road!
One more to go, I beginning to think everyone has given me the boot, for wasting all their precious time on this trivial nonsense. Oh Well; "into every life a little rain must fall". That's why they invented shinging and dancing!

Some things I cannot keep to myself

So sorry, if you are dissappointed in your theme, but it takes one to know one. We're hillbillies.
I hope you all will enjoy this. Queer Wars!
We are all human; I think.

A sight to make your eyes sore!

I was going to post something, but after seeingRichard. I need a little time to recover. Ok I have one other egg to drop. I call this a training aid for teachers; This was unavailable when my mother was a teacher, she would have loved it. Sarah, be sure to take notes, it may come in handy some day. Full Metal Classroom!